My brother calls Kentucky Fried Chicken a "Dirty Bird."

My father sometimes calls me Squidgey for reasons I may write about at a later date.

My uncle is STILL walking around the house proclaiming his love for all things Pepper. (his name for French people)

My 77 yr old aunt still thinks she'll win the lottery after playing it for 59 yrs.

My mother is obsessed with my newfound weightloss.

My sister-in-law gave birth to a little kleptomaniac.

My niece loves and steals my brother's watch.

I'm the most normal person in my family.